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2/10/2006

I came across a flash game today, which I found pretty funny,

it's called the McDonald's Video Game.

It's about how to run the McDonald's business successfully, and

there are some interesting tips in running the business:

Tritamatic:
For each cow slaughtered, there is a lot of organic matter we can’t use. It would be

convenient make animal flour from this stuff and mix it in the fodder.

Industrial waste:
You can save time and money by adding industrial waste in the fodder. Oils, sewage and

other shit are not very good for the cows’ health but they are so convenient.
Hormones:
You can fill the cows with hormones to make them fatten more quickly. This could have some risks to consumer health, but make no mistake: in love and war everything is licit.

Mad cow:
BSE is a disease caused by the use of animal flours in the animals’ feeding. To avoid scandal it is better to destroy the infected cows.

Customers:
Their number depends on advertising and the activities of our detractors.

The public relations office develops countermeasures against our detractors (environmentalists, consumer associations and other bands of radicals), such as by corrupting a politician, a climatologist, a health officer, or a nutritionist. If you ran out of terrain in South America, you can corrupt the Sao Josè's major to use their grain field...LoL

I didn't really follow the instructions, so fairly quickly I ran out of fat cows, made McDonald's go backrupt, and got fired, hehe...

Here's the link, have fun~!

http://www.mcvideogame.com/index.html